The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Not Just Sex
They say that men only think about sex. That’s not exactly true.They also care...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
10 Catholic Priests
One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...