The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...