Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home…
An old man, Mr. Smith, resided in a nursing home. One day he went...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said…
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!