To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...