We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...