Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
There was this man in a mental hospital…
There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...