Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
Things not to say during sex!
Things Not To Say During SexGirls shouldn’t say:You woke me up for that? Do...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Christmas party
A few years ago, we invited some friends over for a Christmas party. Many...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....