Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...