If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Majorly Busted
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and...
Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Fairy tales
A little girl asked her father, “Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon...