Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
A caring son
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Window Seat
Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.