Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Mysterious picture
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was...
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...