Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Whale of a Story.
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan,...