never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception!
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly…
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...