Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...