Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Tuns of Puns! Part III
What do frogs eat with their hamburgers? French flies.What do polo players get from...
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...