What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!