No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....