Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...