Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families
“Finish your lima beans or you’re not getting any heroin for dessert!”"If you don’t...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....