How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Computer Acronyms
PCMCIA- People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
A Blonde and a Waitress
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding...
Cross country race
During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around...