Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Reaching the end of a job interview…
Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...