Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...