Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Out of bounds.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...