Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Y2K
President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to havedinner with God. During...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...