Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Partner takes vacation
|Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it’s his turn to...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...