Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Stupid Insults 30/31
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind. Traveling without a passport/towel. Trips...
On their wedding night the husband was so self…
On their wedding night the husband was so self – conscious about the smallness...