half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...