A seal visits a local bar
|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...