A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
In West Kerry
|In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...