Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Creation of Woman Problem
One day, God went to find Adam and Eve in the garden, but found...