Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American FartsLearning- or better still,...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Male Bashing
Q. What did God say after creating Adam A. I must be able to...