Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Why did the condom fly across the road?
Why did the condom fly across the road?-It was pissed off!!
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Hair Loss
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...