New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Politically Correct LEXICON
Insensitive Term—Preferred Term: ETHNICITYPC people do not recognize the term, “race,” as validBlack- African-Canadian,...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Real Men
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A....
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Yo Momma JokesGalore!
Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door. Yo...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...