Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
Birth of a Candy Bar
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yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Blonde Medical Terminology
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The Marv Albert Song
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You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.