Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn’t born in Iowa? They couldn’t find...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...