Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
Truly stupid people 02
Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.