Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ?...
The definition of amnesia
AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...