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Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?
Q: What’s the difference between pussy and apple pie?A: You can eat your Mom’s...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Addicted to Internet Porn
Signs Your Partner is – During foreplay, he’s always double-clicking your G-spot. – His...
Yo mama’s house is so dirty
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...