Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
The tradition at weddings
|A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...