Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
Super Orgasm When:
How can a woman tell if she is having a super orgasm?Her husband wakes...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...