Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
What is every Amish womans private fantasy?
Question: What is every Amish woman’s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...