Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Spin doctors!
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yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
If men had PMS, what would happen?
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...