Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
What do you call a man that marries another man?
What do you call a man that marries another man?A minister
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...