Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Radio Game
This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week. One of the FM stations has...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...