Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
A man went to the doctor for a check up…
A man went to the doctor for a check up. “How do you feel?”...