Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...