Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....