There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...