M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...