A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
It looks like plastic.
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GOD’s New Commandment!
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
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After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
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Bible Bloopers
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Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...